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What you've been waiting for..

Welcome to the Trench

We Comin'

Well, Well, Well. Think of the Trench as a jobsite that we've been forming up the foundation for over the last year. Yea we had to throw out the ol weather excuse because that's a long ass time- but seriously name a project that finishes on time...

So what I'm getting at is the notice to proceed just came in the mail and it’s time to ramp up to build the Trench WorldWide. We just ramped up manpower and want to introduce "The Deputy" to the team. He bleeds blue and just so happens to have a collar, so that makes him one of us. He's the next shovel to help keep digging this badboy even deeper…

What's On Tap:

  • From student loans to opening your own shop, a true Trenchonian Story just for you

  • Cigs + Asbestos-What could go wrong?

  • Coolest thing you’ll see today

-The Captain

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The world is wild, so here is our attempt at keeping up with it:

  • If you smoked Kent Cigarettes, your probably that old timer on the site that just won’t retire, we’ll here’s some possible free cash to get you motivated... Also good luck with that asbestos. --> Article

  • Lowes is using NFT's to stop theft. I don't even know how to spell NFT. Yes I'm serious and No you can't take a screenshot of it (I tried...My wife was pissed when she posted my bail)--> Article

  • Coolest thing you'll see today: --> Check it out

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We are gonna start digging a little deeper for ya...not just what they look like anymore. Were gonna to hit ya with some questions on:

  • Who they are

  • What they do

  • How much cash you bringin home?

  • Whats your job like on a day to do?

  • What's retirement money look like?

Essentially, The Deputy is gonna be the guy that is at the Christmas party and makes it awkward by asking the questions that no one wants to ask, BUT everyone wants to know.

Chris runs his shop out of his property, so technically he “works from home” (I know right? Turns out, its not all that its cracked up to be).

Don’t get it twisted, this dude works his ass off and I was left with nothing but respect for this man because he took control of his destiny by starting his own gig.

But why take the risk?

Why jeopardize a steady paycheck, for one you have to work even HARDER for?

How much bacon you bringin home???

This guy is one of the most upstanding individuals that I have met and he had me wanting to drive cross-country, short my turn signal relay, punch a hole in the tire and take it to him, JUST to watch a master at his craft.

Everyone give Chris a follow on his social media because his stuff is incredibly entertaining, not to mention informative @enright_automotive

Without further Ado, I give you Chris Enright

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Coming from left field on ya this week...old school rock and roll is kind of weak (country is fire, obviously) but Elvis slaps. Just watched the movie, his story is bananas.