🚧Nightshift: The Best Shift

Howdy, its the Trench. the newsletter that’s like a surprise chicken nugget in your fries.

Here's what we drummed up for ya:

• IG Jail (soap drop update below)

• Nightshift: the dependable shift

• News was wild this week

Now a finger lickin’ good meme

A lesson for the young bucks today- Any time those light plants hit the site, you can guarantee an immediate injection of rivalry, animosity, and straight up lies.

Day shift guys think of it as inviting a group of pirates to come “help” get the job done. Everything you get done, they say they did. When you do something good, they did it better. And more true than anything- if you had something, they now have it-when the sun goes down, its a gang box shopping spree. Anyone that disagrees…well they are probably work nights.

Now some updates on the updates:

• Dropping shirts today from the one and only hydraulic mechanic badass Shanerrrr.

• Also the pod was awesome, but recording remotely whooped our ass. But get ready for it by the end of the week.

• IG banned, shitty details on it below

Stay safe out there🛠

-The Captain

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things to bring up at the break table to be “the cool one”

Remember: “with great coolness, comes great responsibility”

 🧼 Jail Update: 🧼

The rumors are true:

The Trench is locked up

We got banned on IG for supporting Blue Collar! Believe that shit?

Turns out the fellas here at the Trench go a little too hard for the ol’ Zuck.

Little does he know, his plumber is a trenchonian. He told me he’s got somethin for those Italian Marble floors of his and he’ll have a shitty day soon enough!

Please join me in giving him the middle finger as we try to sort through this mess.

We’ll be back sooner or later and will let you know as soon as that happens!

🤘 Banger(s) of the week 🤘

Akon - Locked Up

Jon Pardi - Night Shift