Cubcile chad adventure💻

Howdy, its the trench. where 15 minutes or more could save you 15% or more of fucks given

Here's what we drummed up for ya:

• Big box entertainment

• Teacher moonlights in a crawl space

• You are the next Trenchonian feature

Now a finger lickin’ good meme

No doubt…hell anytime I head to the depot on a weekend, I’m on full alert for potential entertainment. Mardi Gras people watching, cept its every weekend.

The key is to spot electric cars in the lumber section. This is a clear sign that cubicle Chad watched too many YouTube videos. Most likely his Pinterest worshipping wife drank too much pinot noir.

Keep those eyes peeled though because they are the first one to blind side you coming out the parking lot, because there is only one thought consuming their brain.

What in the fuck did I get myself into?

-The Captain

📰 NEWSROOM 📰

things to bring up at the break table to be “the cool one”

• Hotwheels: This guys collection is worth 2 mil, still got yours?

  • Also: This NFL linebacker left to make 5 mil in 7 months selling Pokemon cards. I mean… wtf??

• Who whadda thought: study shows Blue Collar workers have higher chance of fertility than cubicle chads

• Teacher steals school utilities to power… crypto mining…in the crawl space. I mean, I respect the hustle, but a crawl space???

Remember: “with great coolness, comes great responsibility”

⚒ Featured Trenchonian ⚒

Thats right, empty.

We are looking for some more people to get in the que!

People wanna hear your story and if your willing, lets hear it!

Tell Everyone:

• Why your trade is awesome

• How to get started

• How much someone can expect to make

• What do you do everyday

Drop a reply to this email with a simple “Hit me” and I’ll reach out and make it happen.