Howdy, its the trench. We’re like the bacon of a BLT. Without us, there’s no sandwich.

Here's what we drummed up for ya:

• How to solve world problems

• Death Scroll Highlights

• A Real Giveaway

Now a finger lickin’ good meme

As I was death scrolling the tok this week to entertain myself with pissed off Ole Miss fans that attempted to see Morgan Wallen in concert, I realized 2 things.

#1 its absolutely absurd how much people pay for concerts, not sure which job they are working but they must be making that per diem-JK, Oxford isnt exactly the working hands watering hole.

And #2, everything else I saw, aka the sea of social media shit-was all put into perspective when I came across this meme. I think this world just needs some more Chuck Norris. For instance, if I was bud light I would pay him $1B to straighten things out. (Theyve lost $5B since that “great idea”). Am i a marketing genuis or what??

-The Captain

Death Scroll Highlights

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Remember: “with great coolness, comes great responsibility”

🤘Banger of the week🤘

Charley Crockett - "The Man From Waco”