Howdy, its the trench. The Camille Vasquez of newsletters. We defend you from the worlds Amber Heard’s.

Here's what we drummed up for ya:

• The IG situation

• Bud light

• News…

Now a finger lickin’ good meme:

Listen- I try to stay out of the day to day political pissing match but this bud light shit show is just too good to pass up.

The deputy hit on it already so here’s my recap from the biz perspective.

This world has become overtaken by marketing. Its how the corporate stooges ram products down our throat.

That’s what bud light did. Usually it works, create a shit show and the free publicity is worth the millions of dollars and they assume the puppets will get back in their places. Now here's where they went wrong… they tried to ram the wrong thing to the wrong people. Square peg, round hole-not gonna work.

-The Captain

That's right.. 

We fought off those commies like Ol’ P. Schwayze in Red Dawn. The Zuck swung and missed.

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